The Story
Two moose have their heads down at the door, one muzzle on a pale pumpkin, and the woman who owns that pumpkin is out at the grocery store.
She is not missing a thing. Her security camera has already sent an alert to her phone, and she is seeing the pair in real time from the store. They stand close together in the fallen leaves, long drooping muzzles at her decorations. Neither carries antlers in this frame.
A pair is worth noticing. The moose is the least social of the deer, fairly solitary except during the mating season. Calves, though, stay with the mother for about a year, and at least one of these two looks young. A cow and her calf would explain two animals at one pumpkin, but nothing here confirms that this is who they are.
The menu stands out too. A moose is a browser that can eat up to 70 pounds of food a day. Its fall and winter food is large quantities of willow, birch and aspen twigs. A pumpkin is not on that list, and these two are eating it anyway.
So she talks to them. From the store, through the camera, she asks the two moose to stop. As arguments with this animal go, it is held at a very good distance. Adults run from 800 pounds for a small cow to 1,600 for a large bull, and more people in Alaska are injured by moose than by bears each year. Moose usually flee when threatened, but they can turn aggressive when harassed, and a cow guarding a calf can too.
What two moose make of a voice with no person behind it, nobody can say. The result surprises her as much as anyone. They listen, the eating stops, and she has done it all from the store.




